"Lady Madonna

...children at your feet
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet
Who finds the money when you pay the rent
Did you think that money was heaven sent?"

Far from Cat Stevens with his 'Lady D'Arbanville' (inspired by Yusuf's love at the time), Paul McCartney would definately have to be a psychic if his Lady Madonna were a tribute to dearest Heather Mills, as the lady struggles. Take a queue from the lyrics of Lady D'Arbanville... 'I loved you my lady'...

Alas! I have my very own 'Lady Madonna' [Lady boss! literally; putting aside Snoop Dogg's metaphoric description of his wife (another pretentious cow)]... she manipulates, shows false compassion, though not so much a hard-headed woman.

Lady Madonna is a bit of a coward, with no sense of reality. She has made me lose faith in Her Majesty for rewarding so-called good citizens with OBEs, MBEs, etc. Sometimes, Cruela De vil gets rewarded for making nice coats from dalmations. Similarly, Lady Madonna has an OBE gong for ?????

My Lady and I both work on a virtually non-existent project. She has all the money, it was sent to her from heaven, or may be the blackhole "Enron-style".

I have the perfect gift for my lady - 12 feet sari for 5 feet 2 inches lady madonna. Okay, may be another foot (including the blouse piece part attached). 13 feet sari for 5 feet 2 inches fat lady madonna.